Monday, May 3, 2010

Pretty Petty

“But it will be so perfect!” She insisted as she waved the copy Dogs&Pups under his nose. Once again. Once again he wriggled his nose and scowled with disgust as if it was a pair of smelly socks instead of a harmless magazine with cute puppy pictures on it.

“It will be a pain!” He huffed.

“Imagine that feeling of bliss when you muzzle him and run your hands through his silky fur. Imagine coming home to this absolutely wonderful feeling of being loved unconditionally for who you are! How can you not be moved by the intensity of such feelings?” She pleaded with soulful eyes.

He groaned inwardly and pulled her onto his lap. He playfully nuzzled her neck and nibbled at her ear. “You do all that for me, baby. I like petting you and running my fingers through your hair. I love coming home to the feeling of being completely loved by you! You, sweetheart, are my pet!”

She sprang to her feet and glared at him, “Did you, in that roundabout way of yours, just call me a bitch?”

“Sorry?”

“How could you compare me to a dog?” She demanded.

“I did not compare you to a dog!” He replied helplessly.

“Didn’t you just tell me I made you feel like the owner of a dog?” She challenged.

“It’s not the same!”

“I like petting you and running my fingers through your hair. I love coming home to the feeling of being completely loved by you! You, sweetheart, are my pet!” she mimicked him. “Did you or not say that!”

“Yes, but I meant it differently!”

“What’s the difference? That I don’t bark and wag my tail!”

“No, you don’t bark,” he placated.

“So it is my fault that I don’t bark!”

“I don’t want you to bark!”

“So can we got a dog which barks then?” She asked simply.

“I don’t want a dog which barks!”
“Yeah you want a bitch you does not!’ she huffed.

“I did not call you a bitch!”

“A female dog!”

“I called you a pet!”

“So what would you rather I was? A hyena?”

“You’re impossible!” He threw his hands in the air. “What’s the point?”

“I want a dog who wags his tail and barks!”

“Fine!”

“Really?”

“Will that convince you that I did not call you a bitch?”

“Totally!”

“Fine then.”

She laughed and threw her arms around. She rubbed her nose against his and smiled into his eyes. “You know, I sort of like that you love coming home to me.”

12 comments:

blunt edges said...

hahahaha...girls!

PS: leaving the post with a smile :)

Jini said...

Lolz.....this is soooo accurately portrayed. can relate to it totally. :))))

The Sage said...

poor V

†J said...

tantrums girls throw to get their demands heard and fulfilled !! :D

Raj said...

:P

rain girl said...

hehehehehe.. :P

rainboy said...

lol a girl once told me that all girls are bitches... but I could never agree....

lol

take care

nice one

Vinz said...

phew..!!

:)

Ria said...

ha ha!!this was fun. :P

sanely insane said...

OR

“But it will be so perfect!” She insisted as she waved the copy Dogs&Pups under his nose.

“It is already perfect" he winked.

“No it isn't. Imagine that feeling of bliss when you muzzle your dog and run your hands through his silky fur. Imagine coming home to this absolutely wonderful feeling of being loved unconditionally for who you are! How can you not be moved by the intensity of such feelings?” She pleaded with soulful eyes.

He pulled her onto his lap, playfully nuzzled her neck and nibbled at her ear. “You do all that for me, baby. I like petting you and running my fingers through your hair. I love coming home to the feeling of being completely loved by you! You, sweetheart, are my pet!”

She sprang to her feet and glared at him, “Did you, in that roundabout way of yours, just call me a bitch?”

“Bitch, oh yeah baby, now that you mention it, yeah, ooh that sounds so hot, my little sexy cuddely pet bitch!!!"

“How could you!!!” She hollered.

"And your bark is as sharp as a bitch should have, you're my sexy little bitch"

"I'll give you one tight one, ok!!! enough is enough" she said now straining on the verge of exploding


“Oh i know you can give a smacking blow babe, you're the bitch with the bite!!!” she could see his smart alecky smile wide on his face, he was playing her, taking her case and the more she got angry the further he took her

“So baby like's to have a bitch eh? But I don’t bark and wag my tail!” she changed her tone, she was playing him back now

“No, you don’t” he admitted

“So lets get a bitch that can then?” She said simply.

“I don’t want a dog which barks!”

“Yeah you want a bitch you does not!’ she huffed.

And i already have her

She laughed and threw her arms around him. She rubbed her nose against his and smiled into his eyes. “You know, I sort of like the way you call me your bitch.” And then she bit into his neck...gently first and then deepening her bite, till he started to fidget and almost scream..."ok ok...sorry, sorryyyy, we'll go get a dog tomorrow"

She laughingly pulled back

"Bitch!!!" he said feeling his neck

She winked back at him... ;)

Bunny said...

hahhahahha....

I like these tactics

only they are mostly tried on me, as you know :)

Amrita said...

:D