Saturday, July 4, 2009

Two dots and a curve

Gtalk conversations:

HE: c’mon its just a matter of 2 days!
Sent at 1:50pm on Friday

SHE: I cant stand him for 2 hrs, let alone 2 days
Sent at 1:51pm on Friday

HE: But I promised!
Sent at 1:53pm on Friday

SHE: You didn’t ask me b’fore you promised!
Sent at 1:54pm on Friday

He: C’mon honey just this one time, please ?
Sent at 2:01pm on Friday

SHE: You mean till you goof up the next time?
Sent at 2:02pm on Friday

HE: :* you know that’s why I love you! So he can come?
Sent at 2:03pm on Friday

SHE::)
Sent at 2:26pm on Friday

He thinks: man! So much ado just to have a good ole bud over! But all’s well, she did smile in the end, didn’t she?
She thinks: You will never understand, will you? I bet you thought that smiley meant I was smiling! Men!

SMS saga

From : Him
Date : 03.07.2009
Time : 18:00
Hon, b late. Imp meeting. Fuckin boss. Pls pik him up

From : Her
Date : 03.07.2009
Time: 18:11
Pic hoo?

From : Him
Date : 03.07.2009
Time :18:12
Akash? He comin over, u agreed dis aft remember? Wont b able to pik him up myself. Imp meeting

From : Her
Date : 03.07.2009
Time: 18:14
He really coming? And now I have to pic him? Wt fuk?!

From : Him
Date: 03.07.2009
Time: 18:17
Hon pls. promise wil make it up 2 u. shoppin morrow? My treat!

From : Her
Date : 03.07.2009
Time : 18:30
:)

He thinks: phew! That wasn’t so difficult was it? Maybe just a bit heavy on the pocket tomorrow but what the heck…
She thinks: such an arrogant prick?! Now he wants me to go chauffeuring his buds! Shopping tomorrow? What’s he thinking? Buy me some pink candy? Gawd! Men!!!

Email Bonanza

Date: 04.07.2009
Time : 10:05 am
From : him@rediffmail.com
Subject: Thank you ma love

Hey gorgeous!
You know I hate waking up without you next to me. Do you really have to work today?
Mmmmmuwah! Thanks for being a sport yesterday
- Me

Date: 04.07.2009
Time :10:12 am
From: her @gmail.com
Subject: Re: Thank you ma love
You slept next to Akash last night, how would you wake up beside me?
Yes, I really need to work today.
---
>Hey gorgeous!
>You know I hate waking up without you next to me. Do you really have to work today?
>Mmmmmuwah! Thanks for being a sport yesterday
- Me

Date: 04.07.2009
Time: 10:43 am
From: him@ rediffmail.com
Subject: RE: re: Thank you ma love!
Come on! You know I was just trying be a lil romantic here! Cut this guy some slack! Besides its sexy weather and ma babes not even on gtalk? What if I flirt with someone else?
---
>You slept next to Akash last night, how would you wake up beside me?
>Yes, I really need to work today.
---
>Hey gorgeous!
>You know I hate waking up without you next to me. Do you really have to work today?
>Mmmmmuwah! Thanks for being a sport yesterday
- Me

Date: 04.07.2009
Time: 11:03 am
From : her @gmail.com
Subject: re: re: re: Thanks ma love!
:)
--
>Come on! You know I was just trying be a lil romantic here! Cut this guy some slack! Besides its sexy
>weather and ma babes not even on gtalk? What if I flirt with someone else?
---
>You slept next to Akash last night, how would you wake up beside me?
>Yes, I really need to work today.
---
>Hey gorgeous!
>You know I hate waking up without you next to me. Do you really have to work today?
>Mmmmmuwah! Thanks for being a sport yesterday
- Me

He thinks : Crap! Say hello to another ‘wooing Saturday’! What’s with women really?
She thinks: Flirt with other women? Really? See if I care?!

10 comments:

†J said...

:)

Think for urself!!
:))

blunt edges said...

lol...why cant gals say wats on their mind???

n i hv 2 put dis here: :) (m sure u'll decipher a meaning!)

Prakhar said...

hahahahhaa....reading between lines is a lost art :D

Men will be men..and women..well they haven't changed a bit since their creation :P

d gypsy! said...

:P a smile haan...

good one... funny too... general as well

Shanu said...

Lol..that was so on the mark!!

AshenGlow said...

Really innovative.. and if this happened for real.. LOL!!! And they wanted to decipher why Mona Lisa smiled...

Btw, how HAVE you been all this while dear?

Rushabhh Gandhi said...

Fantastically put conversation...

Dint you at any point of time feel lazy and tired to put in all the details...

:) !

Khamakha said...

i like the way you delve into conversations..
amazing ...

AD said...

ooooooohhhhh this is heavenly ;)

The Rat... said...

wat a post!!!! great!!!

seriously.... good one, mate